BMW M3

 I AM WHAT YOU DESIRE

SWEET, YOUNG, EXOTIC BAVARIAN SEEKS RELOCATION AND EXCITING NEW ADVENTURES WITH DEMANDING, IN CONTROL PERFECTIONIST.

 I'm a fast, nimble midwesterner with a distinguished Bavarian heritage, and I am in search of a new lover who will adore me and push me to achieve my full potential.

In my current situation, I am loved a little too tenderly by a woman who seems to like to look at me more than take me out. This doesn't suit me at all, since I am a beautiful and aggressive extrovert who lives to show off my gorgeous body. I would love nothing more than to spend more time in the great outdoors, doing what I do best: navigating the roads less traveled with unequalled grace and confidence.

I do have some expensive habits, like shoes and premium name-brand spirits, but I can assure you, I am well worth it. The woman I am currently with introduced me to a company called Dinan who helped me lose some weight and become a lot more athletic. I've seen a lot of unusual beauties cruising around Cincinnati, but none as pretty or as perfect as I am now. I'll make your heart pound in your throat when you see me for the first time, and I'll make it quicken to near-suffocation when you slip inside me.

I'm a sleek black beauty with roots in the F1 scene, and one brush against my soft black skin will leave you shivering with anticipation. I was previously a member of the BMWCCA, though I was never taken to any events by the overly careful woman I stay with now. I have the raceready heart of a thoroughbred, and I am ready to be set loose on the track at Mid Ohio, should your preferences lean that direction. If you'd rather just take me around town, I'll never complain; in fact, I love to just go along for the ride to the grocery store or on whatever errands you have to do. If it's cold outside, I will keep your buns toasty warm, heat up your windshield washer fluid so you won't have to scrape ice, and if it's a nice summer's day and you want to let your hair down, I've got the perfect Harmon/Kardon sound to keep you groovin'.

When you meet me for the first time, you'll notice that I have a very sultry, throaty voice, and I'm much more powerful than I look. When you take me for the first time, I can please you automatically, or you can control me manually, because I have the benefits only SMG can offer. All it takes is a little nudge from you to let me know we've switched positions. You'll notice my eyes change color day-to-night from bright white to Xenon HID baby blue. I am a perfect city parker, not only due to my small, tight size, but also due to my awesome parking assist ability. If you let someone else take me out occasionally, all you have to do is touch my seat to make me remember just what position you like me in.

I know when it's raining, and I'll never make you turn on your own windshield wipers when you're with me, unless you want to. I have heat reflective glasses, so I won't ever heat up or make you uncomfortable if you forget about me in a hot parking lot. I am also attractively blissed out with titanium trim and other posh lux items. I have a neat little computer that will tell you all about the world going by, including how you've been driving, the temperature inside and outside, and when you'll next need servicing. I'm a genius.

Like I said, I haven't ever been used to my full potential, and I'm ready to move on and start servicing someone new. You don't have to be rich to take care of me; I'm pretty easy to please. I don't care if you are male or female, I've had the experience of serving both, and I have no preference. As a matter of fact, I will bring you some much deserved attention from both men and ladies, so make sure you're ready to be noticed. I'll just sit here, bored out of my mind, watching the rest of the world go by, waiting for you to love me.